I thought this was the greatest text ever.
I was wrong.
(As sent on Tuesday, September 17th)
Caution: this product has caused some laboratory rats to rip through their cages, fly across the room and brutally murder hundreds of innocent people. By reading these words, you absolve this Company, its employes, successors, assigns and licensees (in perpetuity and throughout the multiverse) of your ignorance and stupidity. All images (C) of their owners. This is my opinion and my opinion only. Understand parody when you read it. If you have legal or business problems, please seek the nearest billboard lawyer advertisement on your cloest interstate highway. Preferabily in the middle of the highway on foot.
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